I go jogging because it makes me feel better about myself.

There are other reasons of course, such as it’s good for your health and your brain but the main reason is that it brightens my day.

No matter what did I that day, I can always say “and I went jogging!” and it washes away all the things I regretted doing.  For example:

• I ate a jumbo bag of Cheetos… and I went jogging!
• I joined the Holocaust Deniers Association… and I went jogging!
• I won the Templeton Prize… and I went jogging!

It was a busy week.