Posts Tagged ‘conspiracies’

No. They control the weather

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

My girlfriend and I were in a cab riding home. The conversation with the cabbie started on the mundane topic of the Toronto weather.

The cabbie mentioned that the air force jets affected the weather.

Something I thought was odd. So I asked him “Wait, are you saying the air force jets are affecting the weather we’ll have this week?”

“Not just ‘affect’.  They control the weather.” He said.

It turned out to be an interesting cab ride.

There are people who believe that 9/11 was a government cover-up.  There are people who believe in secret government programs involving UFOs.

These people have got nothing on the government mind control conspiracy theorists.

Grounded in some amount of truth (as most conspiracies theories can be), these theories attribute basically supernatural powers to the government agencies in the world.